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The Transformer The Transformer

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Too silly

Honestly, this is just too silly. They didn't have low angle shots during silent films. The cameras were too big, and nobody had thought of digging a hole. Clearly, this was made recently, and you just claimed that it was made a long time ago for publicity's sake, and for the chance of obtaining the highly coveted tank award. For shame, sir. Have you no dignity?


JohnnyUtah responds:

its true, i don't have any.


"A Slice of the Action" "A Slice of the Action"

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I'm confused

I have no idea why, but this is probably the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. whenever i step back and look at it objectively, it just seems completely retarded. it makes no sense. but I can't stop laughing. in fact, I'm very confused about this. I usually don't review unless I have something constructive to say about the piece, but I just don't know. please, someone tell me why this is so funny. I'm going to stay up all night for weeks laughing, then crying, then laughing again. because this is funny, the world no longer makes sense, and life has no meaning. If I kill myself Harry, let this hang on your conscience. It is your fault. Now please excuse me as I murder my girlfriend with a pterodactyl, as it is the only way I can see that might bring a shred of meaning to my tattered life. that is also your fault.


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Relaxation Relaxation

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Good start

I saw both of the animations you just submitted and really like the atmosphere in them. If you spend more time coming up with a storyline that fits your animation style, and just put more effort into the animations themselves, they could be really good.


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MyPhilosophicalQuestion1 MyPhilosophicalQuestion1

Rated 3 / 5 stars

interesting points

however, all you are saying is that we are made of the same physical stuff. you could say that the matter that i am made of was once a cow shit. that does not make me a cow shit. if you are taking the view that we are only what we are physically, than our minds do not matter and kindness has no significance.
however, i think that you would prefer to say, and i hope i am not putting words into your mouth, that we are all individuals with our own feelings. while this may spring from matter, i consider this to be greater than the matter we are made from. i.e., the whole is greater than the sum of its parts.
human kindness, then, is a completely different question, which in my opinion was largely shaped by how we evolved as social creatures.

having said that, this question might be better if asked in the bbs posts rather than in a flash movie. points for thought, but doesn't neccecarily belong here.
also, nice music


Jewelz123 responds:

I wasn't meant to put the concept of morality into the flash, realised it when I uploaded it so will make a whole new section on that, but ye what you say is interesting. I don't really fully accept the view that I pose here since I don't truly understand, its just an idea that sprung to mind. I don't think that we are all the same but I still hold to the belief that we are all part of the same thing, which consists of everything in existence, including space and time. The great thing about humans is that we are always curious so we will always come out with the strangest things :D

I like the matter and feelings part you just wrote, I think many people would agree that the feelings and emotions that we have are far, in our view, superior than the materials that surround us. This is still our view though that's the thing, its our perception of this that makes the imbalance maybe? Pm me if you want to discuss further, would be cool :)


the Chicken Dance Tragedy the Chicken Dance Tragedy

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I love family guy



Bunnykill 2 Bunnykill 2

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

McDaReskcator is a doochebag
the movie is awesome



TUTORIAL : "Tazers!" TUTORIAL : "Tazers!"

Rated 5 / 5 stars

YOU ARE A GOD!!



The weapon tester The weapon tester

Rated 2 / 5 stars

just make it longer. and without dolls.


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The Unreal Reality (DC) The Unreal Reality (DC)

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

no more retarded faces, a better ending, and this would be really good