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The Transformer The Transformer

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Too silly

Honestly, this is just too silly. They didn't have low angle shots during silent films. The cameras were too big, and nobody had thought of digging a hole. Clearly, this was made recently, and you just claimed that it was made a long time ago for publicity's sake, and for the chance of obtaining the highly coveted tank award. For shame, sir. Have you no dignity?

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its true, i don't have any.

"A Slice of the Action" "A Slice of the Action"

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I'm confused

I have no idea why, but this is probably the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. whenever i step back and look at it objectively, it just seems completely retarded. it makes no sense. but I can't stop laughing. in fact, I'm very confused about this. I usually don't review unless I have something constructive to say about the piece, but I just don't know. please, someone tell me why this is so funny. I'm going to stay up all night for weeks laughing, then crying, then laughing again. because this is funny, the world no longer makes sense, and life has no meaning. If I kill myself Harry, let this hang on your conscience. It is your fault. Now please excuse me as I murder my girlfriend with a pterodactyl, as it is the only way I can see that might bring a shred of meaning to my tattered life. that is also your fault.

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Relaxation Relaxation

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Good start

I saw both of the animations you just submitted and really like the atmosphere in them. If you spend more time coming up with a storyline that fits your animation style, and just put more effort into the animations themselves, they could be really good.

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Recent Game Reviews

Journeys of Reemus: Ch 3 Journeys of Reemus: Ch 3

Rated 3 / 5 stars

I was dissapointed

I have played and thoroughly enjoyed all of your previous Reemus games, but I was very much disappointed with this one. It lacked much of the ingenuity that the others had. It has been ages since i've played it, but I still remember the first level of your first Reemus game, where you controlled the seasons in a room. Things slowly made sense, and you had to really understand what you were doing before you could complete the level and proceed.
sadly, in this game, your goals are very obvious as the characters usually say exactly what you need to do. (i.e. we need a royal seal). unfortunately, this is necessary. otherwise nothing would make sense until you've clicked enough things and have already passed on to the next level.
levels are also very easy and often tedious. I understood what to do very quickly in the color level, but had to spend a lot of time walking back and forth, which was annoying. If i had gotten the colors backwards and had to do it all over, i would have thrown my computer out the window.
in previous games, you had very creative ideas for characters and scenery which I enjoyed. in this game, the closest you came to with that was bees with curly stingers and maybe the politician bug.
If this game had come from anyone else, i would have liked it a lot. But knowing what you have done and what you still could do made me sad inside.
also, the peg games were annoying

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Raid Gaza! Raid Gaza!

Rated 0 / 5 stars

This should not be front paged

This game made me want to cry. Hamas launched 100 rockets into israel within a week, and when israel retaliates, everyone strikes out at them. This game seems to suggest that the israelis are targeting any palestinians, whether they are terrorists or civilians, and that the palestinian terrorists are harmless, or at worst, a slight inconvenience. It is true that there is a much higher casualty rate in the gaza strip, but israelis are targeting terrorists, ehile the palestinians are targeting whoever tehy can get their hands onto. fighting guerrilla warfare is not an easy task. but if no action is taken, the terrorists will grow more confident, and when they obtain more accurate rockets that can travel further distances, they will not hesitate to launch them into cities like tel aviv and jerusalem. this is a war, and criticizing israel for taking part in it is absurd and revolting. the palestinians have been offered 98% of the occupied territories, which they refused. israel has built them housing, which they do not use. the terrorists do not want the occupied terretories back, and they do not want help. they want all of israel, and they want all the israelis dead or gone from israel. there are very few ways to deal with a situation like that. attacking the palestinian terrorists is one way to acomplish that. doing nothing will lead to the destruction of israel.

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


man, I was going to make a game with almost the exact same plotline, where you wake up with amnesia, and it turns out that you were the murderur. i even mapped out the first room already. but now mine would be "crappy" and "unorigional." oh well. yours was great.